Curse

THE ROCK · Jul 24, 2006, 11:06 PM // 23:06

*grabs a guitar*
*sits in a corner and starts singing

*

DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?!?!

I pwnd U · Jul 25, 2006, 02:01 AM // 02:01

*looks at THE ROCK*
*sniffs*
*smells only beer*
*sips beer*

Opeth11 · Jul 25, 2006, 02:16 AM // 02:16

*taps I pwnd U on the shoulder*
*asks if he wants to join up with Doomlord_Slayermann and I to destroy THE ROCK*

-meanwhile-

*takes THE ROCK's guitar*
*smashes it over his head*
*wraps the steel strings around his hands like handcuffs*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*

DO YOU GIVE UP NOW?

I pwnd U · Jul 25, 2006, 02:28 AM // 02:28

*sips beer*
*thinks about offer*
*nods*
*grabs metal bat*
*smashes THE ROCK's face in*
*sits down*
*sips beer*

Opeth11 · Jul 25, 2006, 02:47 AM // 02:47

*picks THE ROCK up by his short hair*
*rips his eyebrows off*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a whisky bottle*
*takes his leg and puts it into a car*
*kicks the door closed*
*kicks the door closed again*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*climbs on top of the car*
*jumps off the top*
*body slams THE ROCK*
*low blow to the rock*
*breaks his sunglasses*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*

*chats with pwnd*

I pwnd U · Jul 25, 2006, 02:49 AM // 02:49

*chats with Opeth*
*kicks ROCK when he trys to get up*
*sips beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Jul 25, 2006, 02:52 AM // 02:52

Grabs chainsaw
You can guess the rest

Opeth11 · Jul 25, 2006, 03:05 AM // 03:05

Uh, you take the chainsaw and cut open the pipes to the beer dispensing machine and then you chug it all?

*finds THE ROCK*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*

*PINS THE ROCK AGAIN*

methinks nobody likes THE ROCK.

THE ROCK · Jul 25, 2006, 03:23 AM // 03:23

i get the same feeling as well..

*kicks Opeth, gets up, kicks him some more*
*grabs a picture frame and smashes it on his head*

Opeth11 · Jul 25, 2006, 03:24 AM // 03:24

*lures THE ROCK into the boiler room*
*smashes his head against a pipe until the steam comes out*
*scalds THE ROCK with hot water*
*throws him into a pile of pipes*

fiery · Jul 25, 2006, 03:30 AM // 03:30

* breaks an empty beer bottle*
* WHO WANTS SOME OF THIS?!?!?*

Opeth11 · Jul 25, 2006, 03:32 AM // 03:32

THE ROCK WANTS SOME OF THAT!

*hides*

THE ROCK · Jul 25, 2006, 03:35 AM // 03:35

*pretends to be dead under the pile of pipes >.>*

Opeth11 · Jul 25, 2006, 03:38 AM // 03:38

*drops a boulder on the pipes with a crane*

THE ROCK · Jul 25, 2006, 03:40 AM // 03:40

*rolls away*
*grabs the crane and throws it at Opeth*
*finds a ladder and sets it up*

Opeth11 · Jul 25, 2006, 03:42 AM // 03:42

*takes THE ROCK*
*gives him a low blow*
*throws him 12 feet off of the ladder and into a sound board*
*THE ROCK gets electricuted*
*has no mercy*
*FINISHES THE ROCK*

THE ROCK · Jul 25, 2006, 03:45 AM // 03:45

THE ROCK doesnt get finished that easily

*gets back up*
*grabs Opeth and slams him in the electrical circuits*

Opeth11 · Jul 25, 2006, 03:51 AM // 03:51

*gets up with ease considering that that was one of your first efficient blows*
*uses the People's Elbow on THE ROCK*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*
*hits him with a chair*

YOU'RE FINISHED, THE ROCK.

THE ROCK · Jul 25, 2006, 03:58 AM // 03:58

O RLY

*dodges the last chair hit, and throws Opeth against the wall*
*gets ahold of the ladder and smashes him nonstop*
*picks Opeth up and throws him through glass tables*

Opeth11 · Jul 25, 2006, 04:00 AM // 04:00

*gets up from the glass tables*
*picks up THE ROCK*
*throws him into a pile of feces*
*walks out of the boiler room*